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【转载】过年了,邻居家贴的对联,差点没把我笑死!!

2015-03-18 16:14:53| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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过年了,邻居家贴的对联,差点没把我笑死!!

　　上联：假名假姓假地址

　　下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情

横批：愿者上钩　

　　上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话

　　下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子

　　横批：发错人了

　　上联：看背影急煞千军万马

　　下联：转过头吓退百万雄师

　　横批：我的妈呀

　　上联：忆往昔，红米饭，南瓜汤，老婆一个，小孩一帮

　　下联：看今朝，白米饭，王八汤，小孩一个，老婆一帮

　　横批：与时俱进

　　上联：爱与被爱都艰难

　　下联：有情有缘要时间

　　横批：情义无价

　　上联：为你痴为你累为你受尽所有罪

　　下联：为你死为你狂为你咣咣撞大墙

　　横批：为爱疯狂

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